So one day my friend offered me some eye candy. I refused. She told me to take just one look at them, not eat them... But I refused. I told her, "Although my candy may not be the sweetest in the whole wide world... But I won't want any other candy. Because to me, my candy is the bestest ever."

So alright. I have a wet blanket around me. I wanna cry manz. He dun wanna tell me anything, wants me to say something new, then tell me it's boring. I'm boring. Like WTF?

Let me try putting it into words. I'm so so so sorry darling, but I have to say this. Here. Now. I mean, seriously! It's not like I want to be boring! You know, you can't take any jokes at all and i have to plan everything I say so carefully? Like if i say something and you say it's offensive, then you scold me later, it's like WTH. Then everything I do seems oh-so-wrong to you.

And sometimes I am so excited about stuff and I tell you about it, it's like... you just seem to tell me that it's no big deal. Like, hell-o, can you at least lend me your listening ear and be at least happy? If you aren't, can't you just pretend to?! Is it that difficult to listen? Sigh.

I can talk to my other friends for like so long and they don't get bored. They don't even pretend to be happy. They are open minded enough for jokes here and there, and they want to listen.

Dude, I just hope you'd listen to me sometimes. Not as in I tell you to do something and you listen and then do. Listen as in, please, just lend me a listening ear and be open.